Hi everyone, you may know me as GoldEagle. But to those who don’t know my real name is Gold, Simon Gold. I am really enjoying reading the articles here on Unity News Network. Tina Brooker & Truth Reporter have been joined by Roger Watson & Jacqui Deevoy & I hear tell that Oliver Down is shortly back from his sabbatical. So much so it has made me want to write an article for our UNN community. Because that’s what we have here at Unity News, a community, a family where we can debate & argue, maybe not agree on everything but still remain great friends.
I actually feel like I m part of the resistance. So listen carefully as I will write this only once.
I was trying very hard to get Alistair Williams comedian onto the show so he can introduce himself to those of you that haven’t already seen any of his comedy. He does have a new born baby, has just like UNN been totally cancelled on Pootube and totally demonetised so it is understandable that he hasn’t had time to reply to my twitter DM’s! Those of you in the UNN family that watched during the Brexit years may have even caught his now famous Brexit Burger King sketch that highlighted the situation. There is also an interview he did online already with Triggernomitry where he talked about comedy censorship – see the stand up routine & interview here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCvPHoBYNUg
Alistair has lots of things going for him… a very attractive wife called Jo, he has the blessing of our lord Jesus Christ & a talent for pointing out holes in narratives that don’t make sense & making us laugh along at the craziness! In the same way he was attacked as being a far right conspiracy theorist during Brexit his Youtube channel before being taken down was attacked by trolls regularly. Alistair followed the Q movement. He always backed up all claims he made with video evidence. Being a trump supporter never goes down well in the mainstream media. But Alistair is one of the good guys. He makes me laugh and to be honest without his laughter during the whole of lockdown would have been an absolute nightmare. To answer those that criticise his support for the hopium that people were fed, that Trump was going to save us all. I would say that the psychological operation was very well planned for it weaved truth with possible truths & before you think that it was all too far fetched, after the lies that we are told in the mainstream what exactly truth is has become something a lot harder than simply watching a video online! Alistair is a Crystal Palace supporter & so he is well used to disappointment. But his message is God wins. This can be found on a range of merchandise in his store along with one of the best lockdown phrases that everything is FishDog!
His comedy isn’t the sort of one liners that you could repeat to your friends as it is all part of his routine. So don’t expect those funny puns & one liners that you have all come to love from UNN’s Simon Webb! He isn’t crude or rude like other comedians. I once sent him a superchat The Lord said unto John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But alas John came fifth & won a toaster! Another was “Alistair you have the heart of a lion & a lifetime ban from London zoo”
Comedy is the way I deal with stress. Please all feel sorry for the superstar that is my wife Michelle (known as Mrs GoldEagle) who has had to put up with my inappropriate jokes for far too long. I don’t just love her for the fact that she laughs at my humour even when she has heard the jokes before but because she has a tremendous pair of breasts! That was actually a quote from Gary Lineker (not about my wife’s boobies but someone he was flirting with online) showing again what an overpaid horrible person he is & I only put that into this little article to see if the Emperor actually reads the article or just copies and pastes them! I think we all need & deserve a laugh with all of this nonsense that is going on around us. It would have been really nice to hear Alistair talk to David on the show. He has a gig coming up in a few weeks details can be found at this link here https://t.co/CW3zPBNzLK?amp=1 and I am hoping that Alistair will read this & get in touch
as I am sure his brand of humour will appeal to all of us!
I’m so looking forward to seeing you all next week, for those of you who can make it to London.
So in the words of correspondent Oliver Down TTFN
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