Greg Wallace in Channel 4 ‘mock’ documentary on eating HUMAN FLESH!

Greg Wallace tonight took a trip to a food processing plant which is attempting to end the cost of living crisis by harvesting flesh from humans – and is set to launch a range of human meat extracted from children under 7.

Channel 4 viewers were horrified as Masterchef presenter Greg Wallace visited the Good Harvest factory in Lincoln for a special documentary called Miracle Meat.

Greg Wallace told viewers “I’m in a human meat factory in Lincoln to explore a novel solution to the cost of living crisis”

Good Harvest donors were then told which parts of their body could be sold for meat, and how much it would yield for them.

They were told they could get as much as £495 per donation, and could use the money to put towards their gas or electricity bill.

The episode then ended with a message from Greg Wallace. He told viewers: “”These children are a great example to the rest of us. The Trussell Trust tells us that ending the cost of living crisis requires a benefits system that works for all, and secure incomes so people can afford essentials.

“So it’s no surprise that eating children seems a more likely path for our country.

“It’s a modest proposal, but it might be the only attempt we’ve seen to take the cost of living crisis seriously.

“I’m Greg Wallace. Bon Appetit.”

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