Want to end your life using Germany’s assisted dying programme? Then get jabbed first!

The original story is 15 months old but it’s so ridiculous, it deserves to be shared again.

It goes like this: if you live in Germany, want to die and choose assisted dying (via the German Euthanasia Association Verein Sterbehilthe) as your preferred way out, then that’s hunky dory.

As long as you’re fully jabbed!

Voluntary euthanasia is NOT an option in Germany if you’re unjabbed.

The GEA claim that the rule was made to protect the murderers (sorry, medics) who work within the organisation.

Assisted dying is a sensitive subject in Germany as, during the Second World War, the Nazis used what they euphemistically called ‘euthanasia’ (from the Greek word ‘euthanatos’ meaning ‘a happy death’) to exterminate around 200,000 disabled people.

Here’s the story from the National Review – first published in November 2021 and republished February 18th 2023:

The ironies of assisted suicide never end. Germany allows suicide on demand — including assistance — as a fundamental constitutional right. But now, you must be vaccinated against COVID before a euthanasia group will help you kill yourself. From the Spectator story:

As European countries battle to limit the spread of the virus, Verein Sterbehilfe – the German Euthanasia Association – has issued a new directive, declaring it will now only help those who have been vaccinated or recovered from the disease. In a statement, the association said: “Euthanasia and the preparatory examination of the voluntary responsibility of our members willing to die require human closeness. Human closeness, however, is a prerequisite and breeding ground for coronavirus transmission. As of today, the 2G rule applies in our association, supplemented by situation-related measures, such as quick tests before encounters in closed rooms.”

‘Close encounters in closed rooms’ – what a fabulous German euphemism for assisted suicide.

Sometimes words even escape me!

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